Obvious reasons have already been stated by Arsène Wenger on numerous occasions. But surely there are others...
Jack Wilshere has already hurt himself in training. Why else might we dislike international friendlies?
Full body scanners at the airports reveal players' darkest, most secret tattoos (5 votes)
All the good hovercraft seats taken up by Dennis Bergkamp's luggage (5 votes)
TV coverage pre-empts that special on the Boer War we were DVRing (4 votes)
The porpoises will have to rescue Dick van Dyke again (I admit, this one doesn't make much sense) (4 votes)
Forced to leave the squat we'd set up in the maintenance closet at Wembley (2 votes)
Jingoism (4 votes)
Other (please explain in comments) (3 votes)
27 total votes