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Arsenal vs. Marseille: UEFA Champions Leauge open thread

ST ALBANS, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 31: The Olympique de Marseille squad during a training session ahead of their UEFA Champions League Group match against Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium on October 31, 2011 in London, England.

Arsenal vs. Marseille
UEFA Champions League Group Matchday 4
Kickoff: Today, 3:45 EDT
TV: Fox Soccer Plus, foxsoccer.tv for subscribers
Form: Arsenal WWWWW; Marseille DLWWL

Arsenal welcome Marseille to the Emirates Stadium today for the fourth match in Group F of the UEFA Champions League, which Arsenal currently lead by one point over today's opponents. Arsenal's starting lineup and bench contain a couple of surprises: Wenger has not rested Ramsey and Song , nor has he rested Arteta or Mertesacker. Park is indeed starting at center forward in place of Robin van Persie, who could use a full day's rest. Whether or not he gets that rest probably has a lot to do with the scoreline at about minute 60 of today's match.

Arsenal (4-2-3-1): Szczesny; Jenkinson, Mertesacker, Vermaelen; Santos, Song, Arteta; Gervinho, Ramsey, Walcott; Park.

Subs: Fabianski, Rosicky, Van Persie, Djourou, Arshavin, Benayoun, Koscielny.

Marseille (courtesy of @Bruno_Constant): Mandanda - Fanni, Nkoulou, Diawara, Morel - Valbuena, A. Diarra, Cheyrou, André Ayew - Rémy, Jordan Ayew.

As always, feel free to comment on the match below.

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Seriously, my starting XI prediction was shit

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not really complaining

though I would rather Arsene didn’t make me look the fool for once

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

Milan just drew BATE, so I assume Barca have won that group. So let’s win ours so we don’t have to play them in the %&$@ing round of 16 again

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

*drew against BATE

I mean

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Milan were unable to

Master BATE.

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Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOM

I’d macro something here, but I’m at work

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sorry

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Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys...

Aren’t helping when it comes to this

"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."

by Twin Cities Hawk on Nov 1, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

hee hee hee

69

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all seriousness, though

are they unaware of how The Internet works? This is how it is. COME ON.

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like Arsene isn't holding anything back for this match.

Crossing my fingers, knocking on wood, etc. that we don’t have any injuries.

"You need big shoulders to play for Arsenal. The cannon is heavy." - Thierry Henry
"When I arrive at the gates of Heaven the Good Lord will ask 'what did you do in your life?'" "I will respond 'I tried to win football matches.'" - Arsene Wenger

by scott553 on Nov 1, 2011 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not feeling the best about this game

We’re just a few days removed from the Chelsea game riding a high and I can see us getting caught off guard. Hope I’m wrong….

"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."

by Twin Cities Hawk on Nov 1, 2011 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, The Guardian live blog
1 min: No shocks here as the game begins with a kick-off, as per the convention.

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I do love the Guardian for their MBM coverage

They take it as seriously as it needs to be taken.

by pdb on Nov 1, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi guys!

Just joined. Been an Arsenal supporter for years now, but it took all the talk of crisis and potshots at Wenger to really rile me up…been lurking here since the beginning of the campaign.

So, with that out the way…COME ON ARSENAL!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Nov 1, 2011 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome!

Captain, there are doubt''s...

by Match Day 5 on Nov 1, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARSENAL IN CRISIS

CRISISCRISISCRISISCRISISCRISISCRISISCRISISCRISISCRISISCRISISCRISIS

Welcome! :D

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by Ben Schneider on Nov 1, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooooooooooo

a McCovey Chronicles follower. I’m a Mets fan, but Grant is one of my favorites.

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

UEFA mandates more away fan seats than the Premiership does

I will have to look up the numbers but I know that UEFA requires many more away tickets to be made available than does the league.

by pdb on Nov 1, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

So,

both?

Captain, there are doubt''s...

by Match Day 5 on Nov 1, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

:P

Captain, there are doubt''s...

by Match Day 5 on Nov 1, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like it's 3000 away fans for league matches and a minimum of 5% of capacity for CL games

So since 3000 is just about 5% of capacity Arsenal open up more seats – I seem to remember 6,000 or 7,000 being the number quoted when I took the Emirates tour, but I can’t find anything online to support that.

by pdb on Nov 1, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dortmund 1-0 Olympiakos

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

that didn't take long

"You need big shoulders to play for Arsenal. The cannon is heavy." - Thierry Henry
"When I arrive at the gates of Heaven the Good Lord will ask 'what did you do in your life?'" "I will respond 'I tried to win football matches.'" - Arsene Wenger

by scott553 on Nov 1, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is announcing this game?

He’s been great so far.

"You need big shoulders to play for Arsenal. The cannon is heavy." - Thierry Henry
"When I arrive at the gates of Heaven the Good Lord will ask 'what did you do in your life?'" "I will respond 'I tried to win football matches.'" - Arsene Wenger

by scott553 on Nov 1, 2011 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Good cross from Santos, Ramsey can't reach.

Nice little flick from Theo to set Santos up too.

by Roa on Nov 1, 2011 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Really good play between Ramsey and the forwards so far.

"You need big shoulders to play for Arsenal. The cannon is heavy." - Thierry Henry
"When I arrive at the gates of Heaven the Good Lord will ask 'what did you do in your life?'" "I will respond 'I tried to win football matches.'" - Arsene Wenger

by scott553 on Nov 1, 2011 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Ramsey!

Gotta do something

Captain, there are doubt''s...

by Match Day 5 on Nov 1, 2011 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

care to expand a bit on that?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Nov 1, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

English strikers are more talented with skill and pace and possibly above Santos' level

He seems adept at tackling and tracking sometimes, but can’t always combine the two, so usually a good english striker or wing can figure out a way to get space or get by Santos.

Just a thought though,

by Loose Seal on Nov 1, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh ok.
IMHO, he has trouble stopping fluid/direct runs. If the attacker stops a bit in hopes to dribble-move past him, he does a decent job of poking the ball away.

I guess in a sense, I agree that if the attacker uses pace on him = DANGER WILL ROBINSON

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Nov 1, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Theo and Gervinho have switched sides of the field again.

"You need big shoulders to play for Arsenal. The cannon is heavy." - Thierry Henry
"When I arrive at the gates of Heaven the Good Lord will ask 'what did you do in your life?'" "I will respond 'I tried to win football matches.'" - Arsene Wenger

by scott553 on Nov 1, 2011 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Free kick, Arsenal. In a good position.

"You need big shoulders to play for Arsenal. The cannon is heavy." - Thierry Henry
"When I arrive at the gates of Heaven the Good Lord will ask 'what did you do in your life?'" "I will respond 'I tried to win football matches.'" - Arsene Wenger

by scott553 on Nov 1, 2011 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Yellow to Diarra

 for a very negative tackle

Captain, there are doubt''s...

by Match Day 5 on Nov 1, 2011 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Aaah...

Ramsey knew he wasn’t going to outrun anyone

Captain, there are doubt''s...

by Match Day 5 on Nov 1, 2011 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Ramsey is a central midfielder, not a forward.

He lacks the pace to outrun a fullback. He made the right choice, just not the best pass.

by Roa on Nov 1, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm aware of that

just rather unlucky the whole thing, that’s all

by Tizoc on Nov 1, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Class got out early!

Woohoo! First thing I hear is our defense looks better than usual, thats good! Then Ramsey fell down…

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

HT, how's the game been so far?

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Good build up, nothing really definite from either side.

Arsenal had a few decent shots saved, Marseille were held to mostly long range ones and had a few go narrowly wide.

0-0 is fair enough right now.

by Roa on Nov 1, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

How’s the Verm-Mert pairing looking? Do they complement each other well?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Nov 1, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

HT 0-0

Ramsey not looking happy. Probably frustration.

by Tizoc on Nov 1, 2011 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a great first half. But not a terrible half either.

Arsenal were definitely the better side. A couple better touches at key moments and we might be up a goal.

"You need big shoulders to play for Arsenal. The cannon is heavy." - Thierry Henry
"When I arrive at the gates of Heaven the Good Lord will ask 'what did you do in your life?'" "I will respond 'I tried to win football matches.'" - Arsene Wenger

by scott553 on Nov 1, 2011 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I HATE not being able to see the match

HATE HATE HATE

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Be glad you don't have to listen to Steve McManaman though, dear God...

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh for fuck's sake

I hate him so much, it’s just a visceral reaction whenever I see or hear him. He makes me want to burn things

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burn baby burn

Permission granted

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's my reaction whenever I see Warren Barton or hear him talk

He’s a complete and utter twat.

"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."

by Twin Cities Hawk on Nov 1, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Him too

OH GOD, I HATE THEM SO

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I vividly recall that asshole going on about how dirty Arsenal was

After the infamous 4-4 draw v. Newcastle last season. I think that was the first time where I had to stop myself from hurling whatever was in my hands through the TV.

"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."

by Twin Cities Hawk on Nov 1, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we win and Dortmund wins

Then all we need is a draw to guarantee 2nd place. There are other scenarios but that’s the shortest route to the knockout round for us.

Captain, there are doubt''s...

by Match Day 5 on Nov 1, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want second place.

If you’re not first, you’re last.

Managing Editor, OnceAMetro.com

by Ben Schneider on Nov 1, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we win, we're through regardless.

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think so mathematically

We’d only have 10 pts. Olympiacos and OM could still finish with 12 pts.

Captain, there are doubt''s...

by Match Day 5 on Nov 1, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

they still play each other. So they couldn’t both do that. My brains hurts…

Captain, there are doubt''s...

by Match Day 5 on Nov 1, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

One could, not both

We wouldn’t cinch winning the group, just advancing into the knockout stages.

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

How have we not scored?

Arteta is brilliant, by the way.

I have a very big man crush on him.

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Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 4:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I was talking about this on Twitter last night

I’ve got a man-crush on like half the team. I’m not sure whether that’s normal.

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure sports love transcends normal.

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Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

well, tell that to my theoretical but not currently real girlfriend, when I have one in the future

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, what

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

girl-friend?

What are those?

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Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea, man

I don’t know any girls

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are a ton of green pastures opening up at the OM back. We will hit the back of the net soon enough, gentlemen.

This team will be the death of me.

by NYflyGUY on Nov 1, 2011 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

how dare you question the offensive prowess of andre santos

This team will be the death of me.

by NYflyGUY on Nov 1, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

this sounds oddly foreboding

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck I'm so sick of hearing about Barcelona constantly

Aren’t sportscasters supposed to hold some sort of journalistic integrity and not be so damn biased? One guy even hoped that he would see Barcelona be the first team to retain the CL title, wtf?!?

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gervy giving Park some advice before kick off

Looks like he wants him to push forward more? Hmmm…

by Tizoc on Nov 1, 2011 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Gervy: “Hey bro, I have a fantastic barber I think you should visit”

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Nov 1, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thoughts based on this thread, the guardian's, and espn's gamecast

- Defense sounds strong, but I’m worried that Santos will tire quickly given, so I think he should be the first to come off. Would like to get TV out, but Kos needs the rest too, so maybe we can score a couple and put Djourou in.
- Arteta, Wilshere, Theo, Gervinho and Park have all had decent chances but have lacked that final touch. Sounds like Park is nervy and we’ll need Gervy to step up – maybe RVP should come on late if it’s still 0-0, but i’d like to see Arshavin first and hope RVP gets a full game’s rest

by Loose Seal on Nov 1, 2011 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit

Wilshire’s playing?

"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."

by Twin Cities Hawk on Nov 1, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZOINKS!

"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."

by Twin Cities Hawk on Nov 1, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

AGH!

so close

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 4:47 PM EDT reply actions  

He're we go He're we go He're we GO

He’re we go He’re we go He’re we Go-oh
He’re we go He’re we go He’re we Go-oh
He’re we Go HE’RE WE GO

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Gervy should have hit up Theo there

Would have had a nice shot

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Did I mention that I have a big man crush on Arteta?

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

He is better looking than Cesc

Our new Spaniard, we should get ClemsonGirl’s input on this

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

But does he shape his eyebrows?

"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."

by Twin Cities Hawk on Nov 1, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't all Europeans?

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot to mention earlier

that I have a regular crush on Mrs. Arteta

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that goes without saying

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Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Santos spends a lot of time on the ground

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Verm makes defending look a lot easier than it actually is.

"You need big shoulders to play for Arsenal. The cannon is heavy." - Thierry Henry
"When I arrive at the gates of Heaven the Good Lord will ask 'what did you do in your life?'" "I will respond 'I tried to win football matches.'" - Arsene Wenger

by scott553 on Nov 1, 2011 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

<3

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit Theo

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Unlucky Theo

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

This is funny from the Guardian liveblog
53 min: Ayew skips past Song and cracks a low shot wide from 23 yards. “Am I the only Arsenal supporter that thinks that in wide shots, Mertesacker is easily confused with Bendtner?” wonders Adam Large. “Sometimes when the camera pans back to him, I have this reflexive feeling of annoyance, until I remember that the Bendy Bus is now in Sunderland.”

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh, Jenk is that a cross or a shot?

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

my favorite

the CROT

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Offside. Phew.

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Ooooffff....

OM is offside, luckily

by Tizoc on Nov 1, 2011 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

We're not holding the ball so well right now.

They’re pressing.

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck off Valbuena you diving shit

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Szczesny deals with it

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Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't think I've hardly even seen him

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Little bit, not as much as I'd hope for

Bad touches are kind of killing it

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's all I know of it

if it’s true, they can fuck right off

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but what I meant was I shall uphold the principle of "innocent until proven guilty"

but yeah, fuck Chelsea fans. Other than the ones I’m friends with.

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing

That’s the first I’ve heard

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

RvP coming on

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAN WE GET THE FUCKING BALL BACK

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Not cool

Cross that goes begging for OM…yikes

by Tizoc on Nov 1, 2011 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

that just sounds dirty

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That really spooked me for a second

I saw “goal” without a celebration and the bottom dropped out of my stomach

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love RvP, but I wish we didn't have to resort to putting him on.

I guess that’s the state of our forwards right now though.

"You need big shoulders to play for Arsenal. The cannon is heavy." - Thierry Henry
"When I arrive at the gates of Heaven the Good Lord will ask 'what did you do in your life?'" "I will respond 'I tried to win football matches.'" - Arsene Wenger

by scott553 on Nov 1, 2011 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Money on who cries "racist" after this one?

I’ve got Valbuena

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Ramsey off, Rosicky on

Rosicky has looked good in the games I’ve seen him in, hopefully he provides a boost

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Rosicky on for Ramsey

"You need big shoulders to play for Arsenal. The cannon is heavy." - Thierry Henry
"When I arrive at the gates of Heaven the Good Lord will ask 'what did you do in your life?'" "I will respond 'I tried to win football matches.'" - Arsene Wenger

by scott553 on Nov 1, 2011 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Somebody owes somebody a soda...

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeebus over 9K for Rambo

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

good God

that is a lot of running

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was everywhere.

Making runs down the wings, running off 1-2 balls, covering deep in the midfield at times.

"You need big shoulders to play for Arsenal. The cannon is heavy." - Thierry Henry
"When I arrive at the gates of Heaven the Good Lord will ask 'what did you do in your life?'" "I will respond 'I tried to win football matches.'" - Arsene Wenger

by scott553 on Nov 1, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rosicky on for Ramsey

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Foul?

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

ROSICKY FAIL

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, I'm not even sure what to say about that pass

Cmon Rosicky

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

7 bucks for a twelve pack?

eff that…

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

no those are the 24 packs in front

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Idk I couldn't really tell

The wall is made of twelve packs though, so I assumed…

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is quite impressive

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanksgiving already

it’s hardly past haloween

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rosicky's passing is off radar

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

that was supposed to say:

<3 vermaelen. we’ve missed you.

no idea how it came out like it did.

by rg643 on Nov 1, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

P.S.

here is a link to the alleged Chelsea chant, via a tweet

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet that's going to go over kindly

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

yikes.

You stay classy, Chelsea.

"You need big shoulders to play for Arsenal. The cannon is heavy." - Thierry Henry
"When I arrive at the gates of Heaven the Good Lord will ask 'what did you do in your life?'" "I will respond 'I tried to win football matches.'" - Arsene Wenger

by scott553 on Nov 1, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't access Twitter at work

Is this the “Money can’t buy you history” chant sung on Saturday?

"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."

by Twin Cities Hawk on Nov 1, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

@ManUnitedYouth Nick
Classy. RT @FrostySCFC: Oh dear, Chelsea fans singing: "We know what you are, we know what you are. Anton Ferdinand we know what you are.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Nov 1, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the paste

And a giant FUCK YOU to those supporters….

"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."

by Twin Cities Hawk on Nov 1, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

No
We know what you are, we know what you are. Anton Ferdinand we know what you are.

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Why is that offensive?

Managing Editor, OnceAMetro.com

by Ben Schneider on Nov 1, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine "what you are"

is “bad word for black people”

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's "a liar"

but…I don’t know.

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t see much wrong with that

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

SET PIECE!

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:16 PM EDT reply actions  

All Clear!

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on little commie

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully the giraffes give him extra powers tonight

"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."

by Twin Cities Hawk on Nov 1, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arshavin for Gervinho

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Giraffe Fan!

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit RvP

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh jeebus

Captain, there are doubt''s...

by Match Day 5 on Nov 1, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my!

A good save by Mandana to deny RVP!

by Tizoc on Nov 1, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

God dammit Theo

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

unskillful Theo

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Wooh, Tommy V

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Couple of attempts by OM

We need to get on our game, ten min. left

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

we didn't start our game until stoppage time last time

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd prefer if we didn't though...

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Arsenal, Come on Arsenal

Come on Arsenal, Come on Arsenal
Come on Arsenal, Come on Arsenal
Come on Arsenal, Come on Arsenal
Come on Arsenal, Come on Arsenal

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

CORNER OM

Take cover!

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

cleared

LIKE A BOSS

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

cleared again

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bah, Theo.

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Gignac on for Ayew

No more subs for both teams

by Tizoc on Nov 1, 2011 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Yellow for TR

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Little rough there

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

misses next match, no?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't he get a yellow at dortmund

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because, it was...?

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's all good

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Corner Arsenal!

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Corner

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 5:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Unlucky Theo...

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Somebody fucked up, lol

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all its glory
2124: Hold on… Genk fancy maybe even a win against Chelsea here… Kevin de Bruyne setting Anthony Limbombe clear on the left of the box, but the substitute’s low shot from the angle is smothered by Arsenal keeper Wojciech Szczesny.

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by Ben Schneider on Nov 1, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

SO AWESOME they even referenced ‘Arsenal keeper’

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Nov 1, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, I knew he was good

but that’s really impressive

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by Thomas Wachtel on Nov 1, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck off referee

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Rosicky being ballsy out there

Damn, don’t get sent off

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

RvP time...

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Free Kick about 30 out for Arsenal

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

37 actfsc

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

way off, 37 meters

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on RvP

put it in

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope, RvP has walked away. Why?

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 5:32 PM EDT reply actions  

What a cross

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Nov 1, 2011 5:33 PM EDT reply actions  

i don't know who that was, but he almost went head first into the post

Almost another Petr Cech

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:33 PM EDT reply actions  

God damnit Jenkinson

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn you Ref

you didn’t add the injury time in injury time
ASS-HOLE

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Nov 1, 2011 5:34 PM EDT reply actions  

4/6 from the top seed in the group

Well done.

Captain, there are doubt''s...

by Match Day 5 on Nov 1, 2011 5:34 PM EDT reply actions  

And that's all she wrote folks

0-0, anybody have a draw in IKTS? I know there isn’t a 0-0 though

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Darren V had a 2-2, only one who predicted a draw. I’m getting on Week 7 results as we speak…

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmp

i guess i should be happy i got some work done rather than read the banter to the 0-0 final all afternoon lol

by Timothy Winning Voyles on Nov 1, 2011 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Dortmund look like their about to win so

Table is currently:

Arsenal 9
OM 8
Dortmund 5
Olymp 4

…with two games to go. Arsenal winning the next game would guarantee advancement.

by Tizoc on Nov 1, 2011 5:37 PM EDT reply actions  

The ideal situation would be

Arsenal and Dortmund winning the next round of games, guaranteeing Arsenal wins the group outright.

by Tizoc on Nov 1, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except I think we play Dortmund next

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, my mistake

Got the dates mixed up. Also, Arsenal now has the tiebreaker over OM. So that would mean if Arsenal wins and OM draws in the next matches, and Arsenal would win the group.

by Tizoc on Nov 1, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I missing something

How are we on 9?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 1, 2011 6:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

We're not

it’s 8, two wins and two draws.

by pdb on Nov 1, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rambo is not going to be pleased with this one

He had damn good chances to put this away in the first half. Wenger is going to catch flack all week about starting Park over RVP… Although in his defense this was easily Park’s worst game this season. Looked uncertain throughout. Ugh, not going to be a fun news cycle week.

by Funabashi on Nov 1, 2011 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

To be fair, nobody was really able to feed Park the ball

Everybody’s first touches today were absolute rubbish, lot of chances created, but ruined by horrible touches and bad passing, or getting themselves in bad positions. Not a really bad game, but not that great either…

LANS! - "Like A New Signing"

"I was the odd one out for the whole race. The best I can describe it is we were stuck without a prom date, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom." - Denny Hamlin after Talladega

by UMDfutbol11 on Nov 1, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Although I have to admit I’m very thankful everyone’s touches deserted them today, rather than Saturday.

by Funabashi on Nov 1, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Final pass was lacking

Van Persie came one and wasn’t able to do much either as no one was able to make the final pass. Seemed like the entire team was a bit hungover after the win at Chelsea.

by DHP on Nov 1, 2011 5:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Not totally Park's fault

Park not given much to work with. He needs more matches to gel with the first team. Would have put Arshavin and Park together. Or, try a 4-4-2 with Van Persie behind Park.

by DHP on Nov 1, 2011 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

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