The Shorties 2010-11: Arsenal Awards Voting
by Ben Schneider on Jun 15, 2011 1:55 AM EDT
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Player of the Season: Robin van Persie, Jack Wilshere
Goal of the Season: Arshavin vs. Barcelona, van Persie vs. Barcelona, Nasri vs. Fulham (2nd goal), Ramsey vs. Man United, Nasri vs. Fulham (1st goal), van Persie vs. Wolves
Breakout Player of the Season: Johan Djourou, Wojciech Szczesny, Jack Wilshere
Lesbian of the Season: Samir Nasri, Tomas Rosicky, Andrei Arshavin, Pat Rice, Marouane Chamakh
Game of the Season: 2-1 vs. Barcelona, 3-1 vs. Chelsea, 1-0 vs. Man United (all home games, interestingly)
Goalkeeping Error of the Season: Carling Cup Final, Almunia vs. West Brom (home), Almunia vs. West Brom (away), Not signing Schwarzer
Player You Most Want Sold: Sebastian Squillaci, Tomas Rosicky, Nicklas Bendtner, Denilson, Squilmuniason
Dumbest Moment of the Season: Carling Cup Final, Diaby's red at Newcastle, 4-4 draw at Newcastle, Eboue, Cesc's backheel vs. Barca, Cesc's handball vs. Spurs
Moment When You Started to Believe: 6-0 vs. Braga, 3-1 vs. Chelsea, 3-0 vs. Man City, 2-1 vs. Barcelona
Moment When You Realized It Was All Over: 1-1 vs. Liverpool, 0-0 vs. Blackburn, 0-2 vs. Man United, 2-2 vs. West Brom
Unluckiest Player of the Season: Theo. No other nominees allowed.
Polls close Sunday, June 19th at 11:59 PM EDT. Because I really will be checking then. Yeah. She was nice (if you don't get the reference, what rock have you been living under?)
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My choices are:
Wilshere
Arshavin vs. Barca
Szczesny
Rice
3-1 Chelsea
Almunia vs. WBA Home (if anyone says Schwarzer, so help you…)
Squilmuniason
Carling Cup Final
3-1 Chelsea
1-1 Liverpool
Theo
My choices
Player of the Season: Jack Wilshere, because RvP was injured so much.
Goal of the Season: Van Persie v Barca
Breakout Player of the Season: Jack Wilshere, but hard to choose.
Lesbian of the Season: Chamakh….I guess? What the hell is this award about?
Game of the Season: 3-1 v Chelsea
GK Error of the Season: Carling Cup Final
Player I most want sold: Squilmuniason
Dumbest Moment of the Season: Cesc’s handball vs Spurs
Moment when I started to believe: 3-1 v Chelsea
Moment when I realized it was over: 1-1 v Liverpool
Unluckiest Player of the season: I don’t care what you say, Szcesney gets it for the Carling Cup goof.
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The Short Fuse (Arsenal, EPL)
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Theo's nickname
is Unlucky Theo. There is no other option.
Managing Editor, OnceAMetro.com
by Ben Schneider on Jun 15, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Bearing in mind I watched mostly in the 2nd half of the season...
Player of the Season: Robin Van Persie
Goal of the Season: Van Persie vs. Barcelona
Breakout Player of the Season: Jack Wilshere
Lesbian of the Season: Samir Nasri? (is this about the snood?)
Game of the Season: 2-1 vs. Barcelona
Goalkeeper Error of the Season: Carling Cup Final
Player I Most Want Sold: Tomas Rosicky
Dumbest Moment of the Season: 4-4 Draw at Newcastle
Moment When I Started to Believe: 2-1 vs. Barcelona
Moment When I Realized It Was All Over: 1-1 vs. Liverpool
Unluckiest Player of the Season: Umm….Theo?
I'm Rockin' The Vote
Jack
Arshavin v. barca
Jack
Samir
2-1 v. Barca
Carling Cup
Squilmuniason without a doubt
4-4 v. Newcastle
3-0 v. City
0-0 v. Blackburn
Theonidas
Just to clarify
Lesbian of the Season is based on a)the amount this nominee contributed to Arsenal this season and b)how much he looks like a lesbian.
Managing Editor, OnceAMetro.com
My picks
Player of the Season: Jack Wilshere, consistently there week in week out
Goal of the Season: Nasri 1st versus Fulham, I love watching defenders diving around trying to get the ball
Breakout Player of the Season: Jack Wilshere, at the beginning of the season I was afraid he wouldn’t get much playing time, I guess he showed me
Lesbian of the Season: Pat Rice, if he put a dress on I think anyone could mistake him for a lady
Game of the Season: Barca at home, most proud moment after that match for the season
GK Error of the Season: Almunia 2nd goal versus West Brom(away)
Player I most want sold: Squillaci, at the heart of too many bad goals given up
Dumbest Moment of the Season: CC final, sigh
Moment when I started to believe: 3-1 v Chelsea, We completely outplayed the defending champs
Moment when I realized it was over: 0-0 Blackburn, sad day knowing we were too far behind and didn’t have enough to make it up
Unluckiest Player of the season: The one and only Theo James Walcott
Here we go
Player of the Season: Robin Van Persie
Goal of the Season: Arshavin v Barcelona
Breakout Player of the Season: Jack Wilshere
Lesbian of the Season: Chamakh
Game of the Season: 2-1 vs. Barcelona
Goalkeeper Error of the Season: Almunia v West Brom.
Player I Most Want Sold: Bendtner
Dumbest Moment of the Season: Carling Cup
Moment When I Started to Believe: 3-1 v Chelsea
Moment When I Realized It Was All Over: 1-1 vs. Liverpool
Unluckiest Player of the Season: I don’t care if it’s meant to be for Theo. Kieran Gibbs wins this hands down
Squeezed to Song and Bendtner and Song and Nasri oh lovely lovely lovely!
-Peter Drury, the one time his commentating has ever been acceptable.
Player of the Season: Robin Van Persie
Goal of the Season: Arshavin vs. Barcelona
Breakout Player of the Season: Jack Wilshere
Lesbian of the Season: Marouane Chamakh
Game of the Season: 2-1 vs. Barcelona
Goalkeeper Error of the Season: Almunia vs. West Brom (away)
Player I Most Want Sold: Denilson
Dumbest Moment of the Season: 4-4 Draw at Newcastle
Moment When I Started to Believe: 2-1 vs. Barcelona
Moment When I Realized It Was All Over: 1-1 vs. Liverpool
Unluckiest Player of the Season: I dislike not having choices. Fabianski it is.
For those of you not yet listening to the Tuesday Club podcast
It’s well worth your time. And it will explain the Unlucky Theo thing.
As well as the lesbian thing. And "She was nice."
Managing Editor, OnceAMetro.com
by Ben Schneider on Jun 17, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Player of the Season: Robin Van Persie
Goal of the Season: Arshavin vs. Barcelona
Breakout Player of the Season: Jack Wilshere
Lesbian of the Season: Rosicky
Game of the Season: 2-1 vs. Barcelona
Goalkeeper Error of the Season: Carling Cup Final
Player I Most Want Sold: Bendtner
Dumbest Moment of the Season: Eboue
Moment When I Started to Believe: 3-0 Man City
Moment When I Realized It Was All Over: 1-1 vs. Liverpool
Unluckiest Player of the Season: Koscielny
Say hi to the bad guy.
Yankees/Flyers/Gunners
POS- RVP
GOS- Arshavin v. Barca
BOPOS- Djourou (we all knew Jack was gonna be who he ended up being)
LOS- Nasri
GOS- Barca 1st leg
GEOS- Carling Cup Cock Up
PIMWS- Rosicky
DMOS- Carling Cup Cock Up
MWISB- 6-0 Braga
MWIRIWAO- 1-1 Liverpool
UPOS- Theo (Though a solid case could be made for Arsene Wenger)
Captain, there are doubt's...
"It’s a good opportunity to show we have the strength to respond" - Arsene Wenger, 2011
Selections
Player of the Season – Robin van Persie (only because he scored a ton of goals after he came back, otherwise I would have gone with Wilshere)
Goal of the Season – Arshaven v. Barca
Breakout Player – Jack Wilshere
Lesbo of the Season – Pat Rice? wtf…
Game of the Season – 3-1 v. Chelsea (because I thought it proved a point that we could still beat Chelsea and United, Barcelona has never been that good at the Emirates anyways)
Keeper Error of the Season – Carling Cup Final
Player You Most Want Sold – Squilaci (worthless, need I say more?)
Dumbest Moment of the Season – Eboue v. Liverpool (I’d say C.C. Final again, but let’s show some mercy…)
Moment When I Started to Believe – 3-1 v. Chelsea
Moment When It All Came Crashing Down – 1-1 v. Liverpool
Unluckiest Player – Theo had some moments, but Szczesny took alot of beatings while still showing he was worthy of starting.
Player of the Season: Jack Wilshere
Goal of the Season: van Persie vs. Barcelona
Breakout Player of the Season: Wojciech Szczesny
Lesbian of the Season: Samir Nasri
Game of the Season: 3-1 vs. Chelsea
Goalkeeping Error of the Season: Almunia vs. West Brom (away)
Player You Most Want Sold: Denilson
Dumbest Moment of the Season: Eboue
Moment When You Started to Believe: 3-1 vs. Chelsea
Moment When You Realized It Was All Over: 1-1 vs. Liverpool
Unluckiest Player of the Season: Unlucky Theo.
Managing Editor, OnceAMetro.com
Player of the Season: Robin van Persie
Goal of the Season: Arshavin vs. Barcelona
Breakout Player of the Season: Jack Wilshere
Lesbian of the Season: Samir Nasri
Game of the Season: 3-1 vs. Chelsea
Goalkeeping Error of the Season: Carling Cup Final
Player You Most Want Sold: Denilson
Dumbest Moment of the Season: Diaby’s red at Newcastle
Moment When You Started to Believe: Chelsea, 3-0
Moment When You Realized It Was All Over: 1-1 vs. Liverpool
Unluckiest Player of the Season: Theo. No other nominees allowed. (VERMAELEN???)
by arsenewengersarmy on Jun 19, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
Results!
Player of the season: Robin van Persie (9)
(Jack Wilshere – 5)
Goal of the Season: Arshavin vs. Barcelona (9)
(van Persie vs. Barcelona – 4, Nasri vs. Fulham [#1] – 1)
Breakout Player of the Season: Jack Wilshere (10)
(Wojciech Szczesny – 3, Johan Djourou -1)
Lesbian of the Season: Samir Nasri (5)
(Marouane Chamakh – 4, Pat Rice – 3, Andrei Arshavin – 1, Tomas Rosicky – 1)
Game of the Season: 2-1 vs. Barcelona (9)
(3-1 vs. Chelsea – 5)
Goalkeeping Error of the Season: Carling Cup Final (9)
(Almunia vs. WBA [away] – 3, Almunia vs. WBA [home] – home, 1 spoiled ballot)
Player You Most Want Sold: Nicklas Bendtner (4)
(Denilson – 3, Squilmuniason – 3, Rosicky – 2, Squillaci – 2)
Dumbest Moment of the Season: Carling Cup Final (5)
(Eboue – 3, 4-4 vs. Newcastle – 3, Diaby’s red at Newcastle – 2, Cesc’s handball vs. Spurs – 1)
Moment When You Started to Believe: 3-1 vs. Chelsea (8)
(2-1 vs. Barca – 3, 3-0 vs. Man City – 2, 6-0 vs. Braga – 1)
Moment When You Realized it was All Over: 1-1 vs. Liverpool (10)
(0-0 vs. Blackburn – 4)
Unluckiest Player of the Season: Theo (6)
(Write-ins: Szcz-meow-ny – 2, Gibbs, Fabianski, Koscielny, Wenger, Vermaelen)
Managing Editor, OnceAMetro.com
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