Bolton vs. Arsenal match thread
by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 2:26 PM EST
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Bolton Wanderers vs. Arsenal not wanderers
English Premier League Round 23
Kickoff: 3 PM EST, Wednesday, February 1
Reebok Stadium, Horwich, Bolton, UK, Urf
Televisual coverage: Fox Soccer Channel
Form: Bolton DLWWW | Arsenal LWLLW
SBN Bolton Perspective: Lion of Vienna Suite
Ryodinho won't play, but we'll watch anyway. Speaking of which, here are some lineups for your eyes.
ARS: Szczesny; Vermaelen, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Sagna; Song, Arteta, Ramsey; Oxlade-Chamberlain, van Persie, Walcott
subs: Fabianski, Rosicky, Park, Henry, Arshavin, Benayoun, Coquelin
BOL: Bogdan, Steinsson, Knight, Wheater, Ricketts, Eagles, Muamba, Reo-Coker, M Davies, Petrov, Ngog
subs: Jaaskelainen, Tuncay, K Davies, Klasnic, Pratley, Boyata, Riley
While you're waiting, maybe you might like to check out the match preview that Ted posted last night. Seriously though, do that if you haven't yet. Lion of Vienna Suite has one as well, if you care to see how the other half feels about the match. Otherwise, feel free to start the conversation in The Love Below. Or the comments below, depending on whether you feel like actually calling things what they are, rather than shoehorning in references to decade-old rap albums. Keep it nice, at least until the match starts.
COME ON YOU GUNNERS!
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Oh happy day!
Ox over Arshavin!
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
Yeah
hopefully his legs won’t fall off, or something
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
Man
I would feel really foolish then.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 1, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
By the way
Arsenal reserves are up 1-0 at Swansea; the goal came as Serge Gnabry (German) played in Thomas Eisfeld (new German) who was saved, but the rebound fell to Zak Ansah (not German) who scored.
Eisfeld is wearing yellow boots.
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Sounds like we might have made a good signing!
GET EXCITED!!!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
From the @ArsenalLive live-tweet
it sounds like he’s playing quite well. ARSENE KNOWZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
AKBAKBAKBAKBABKAKB!!!!!!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
IN ARSENE WE TRUST!
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shake it like a Polaroid piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicture
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty strong lineup
Hopefully we get rolling and drop like 4 or 5
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*goals
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*In their net
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
*on purpose
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
*during the game
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
*without conceding any
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
bodies
as one would in ‘Body-more, Murderland’ [I love the Wire]
Me too
though I’m only like halfway through the first series.
WRITTEN IN THE STAAAAARS, A MILLION MILES AWAAAAAAY
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
stay classy Egypt
AP The Associated Press
BREAKING: At least 73 people killed when fans rush field after soccer game between fierce rivals, Egypt state TV says -CC
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
That's really sad. I don't understand how this kind of thing happens
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
What?
How does that even happen? Just hand to hand combat and trampling?
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 1, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Breaking so not a lot is known but I found this
Some of the deaths were the result of stab wounds, the doctors said.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
Worse yet
Turns out the ultras of the Al Masry had planned this in advance. There was a note on the Facebook page earlier: “To all the Al Ahly fans coming to the stadium tomorrow. Make sure you leave a will for your mothers!”
ah fuck
that’s really bad.
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
THat is so awful
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Working, so I won't be around much...
But let me say what we are all thinking:
Arsenal…
…
…
…
Just. Win. For the love of everything – Just. Win.
So, apparently I can now be followed.. but no stalking. @alsonamedphil
Win one for the Gipper!
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or just us
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
not currently
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
Reserves scored
Gnabry header, 2-0
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looks like you are here
O.o
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Listen, I predicted Arsenal would struggle this year. I was banned because you thought I was joking, now unban me. I have more predictions, I can still help this club.
Maybe you should contact Wenger directly
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
OH MY GOSH
It’s back THE CRISIS
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Soccer is big here now!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Wonder how well
The pre-superbowl show will do?
well I reckon
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
WTF
my stream just switched to the strange brew right before the corner
Judging by the lack of reation I take it it was a usual Arsenal corner.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
lol my stream usually ends up switching over to Jackie Chan Adventures...
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ARGHHHHHH
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mine did too
jeez why is it so hard to break the law anymore
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
at least we're getting em on goal
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
at least were getting some efforts in
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Hey All
How’ve you been, and how’s Arsenal looked?
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
He's an Arsenal man, alright
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
I've watched about 2 minutes and I'm already reminded
I LOVE ARTETA
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Could've been three goals now
like the Villa game
by Nathaniel Perlow on Feb 1, 2012 3:12 PM EST reply actions
LALALA I CANT HEAR YOU
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It's never good to have to great a lead so early with this team
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
Reserves still up 2-0
Eisfeld was subbed off at half-time. :(
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awwww
Was there booo-urns?
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
no one is allowed to go to those games
or something
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
oh that's dumb
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
What? I'm pretty sure that's not true.
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by Ben Schneider on Feb 1, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
I thought I read that since they play on the training grounds and the training ground is closed to the public there was virtually no one there except for scouts and vips
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
It is for most of our home games.
They’re behind closed doors at Colney, rather than Underhill. Or maybe the other way around, I can’t remember.
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
No, most of them are at Underhill. They're away to Swansea tonight.
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by Ben Schneider on Feb 1, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
I am 100% certain I have seen people complain that they can't go to reserves games
because they don’t let people in
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
me too
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
the Twitter didn't say anything about it
but I doubt so.
WRITTEN IN THE STAAAAARS, A MILLION MILES AWAAAAAAY
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
it just seems that way because our away fans are so good
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
Benitez in the crowd
plotting to take over Bolton lol
by Nathaniel Perlow on Feb 1, 2012 3:13 PM EST reply actions
Rafa!
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Nadal?
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
No, fired Rafa!
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drawing a blank
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
fat Rafa...
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the one who won a Champions League
somehow
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
Spanish league twice....two CL finals...FA Cup.
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by Ben Schneider on Feb 1, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
RVP sends a shot into the sixth row
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talking about Ream I suppose
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Nether regions, more like
Hey, at least I didn’t make the He’d need a “New Jersey!” one instead.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
good run atleast
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
Szcz with the save, and Chamberlain with the run and miss...
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Probably the worst moment I remember from him recently
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Yeah but folks will probably point and say
TERRIBLE DEFENDER!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
Jesus Christ...
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HOLY JEEEEEEEEESUS
that was far too close
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
ugh...bad challenge on the second ball from Kos
by LouisMurphy'sLaw on Feb 1, 2012 3:23 PM EST reply actions
Bad attempted challenge rather
I thought he should have tried to head the ball out instead of playing the ball on his feet when N’gog had that chance
by LouisMurphy'sLaw on Feb 1, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
To be fair, I'm not known for my play-by-play ability either.
In person, it sounds like “argh…ugh,….pass the ball Walcott….ugh no Ramsey don’t give it away.,…arrrgghhh.”
by LouisMurphy'sLaw on Feb 1, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
I can appreciate that passing way more
Now that my heart is beating again and the ball didn’t go in
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ugh Walcott...
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Reasons why Arsene doesn't use Walcott as a striker, ever...
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Per you 18 feet tall get a head on it
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
What Was That
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
uggggh
this game is painful to watch
by Nathaniel Perlow on Feb 1, 2012 3:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
saweeeeeng and a miss...
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I was so surprised that I assumed that I must have missed a set piece
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
stayed up after a corner
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Meanwhile in Spain
GOAL Valencia 1 Barcelona 0 Jonas 27th minute
Also, Cesc had his face blasted open with a knee. Blood everywhere is Twitter is to be believed.
.
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
From the Arseblog liveblog
32 – Arsene looking a bit crotchety
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Arsenal looking rather rickety
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Next borderline foul needs to get called
This is getting a bit rough
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
How's Sagna looked so far?
I’ve missed him.
WRITTEN IN THE STAAAAARS, A MILLION MILES AWAAAAAAY
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looks a little rusty
as far as positioning is concerned
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
Better than Djourou to say the least...
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Just got here, what have I missed
My feed is just loading up so I will like scores, too.
Lots of chance.
Walcott blew a breakaway. TV just got a yellow for no foul at all…replays showed no contact that I could see. All sorts of fouls (both ways) have been waived off so…sigh
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Should
be 3-1 still 0-0
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
fucking divers
no wonder their team is shit
by Nathaniel Perlow on Feb 1, 2012 3:38 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
the guy he 'fouled' did
for simulation
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
Reserves still up 2-0, 76' or so
WRITTEN IN THE STAAAAARS, A MILLION MILES AWAAAAAAY
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And a 7 from the russian judge
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
LOL
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
p.s.
Arsenal are currently 7th as things stand. Shabby
A win and were fifth though
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Take out another diver and take out a shit ref
good job Arteta
by Nathaniel Perlow on Feb 1, 2012 3:42 PM EST reply actions
the Springfield Mystery Spot
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Gabon or something
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Oceanic 815
WRITTEN IN THE STAAAAARS, A MILLION MILES AWAAAAAAY
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
I feel like I am watching your typical English football game
Ball pinging all over the place
Giveaways galore
Crap defense
Crap finishing
Crap refs
0-0 at halftime
by Nathaniel Perlow on Feb 1, 2012 3:46 PM EST reply actions
Arteta is amongst Europe's leaders in all manner of relevant passing statistics
so…no
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
I tend not to look at the numbers, they don’t mean anything to me. Eagles has all the potential to be one the best players for England.
ROFLCOPTER
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by Ben Schneider on Feb 1, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
Bolton have a lot of their best players hurt
So they would probably charge more then normal
I DISAGREE
ARTERA IS ONE OF THE BEST PLAYURS AT ARSENAL EAGLES WASNT GOOD ENUFF FOR MAN UTD RESERVES SO MR FERUSSON GAVE UP ON HIM PERSONALLY I DONT THINK MR BALD EAGLES IS GOOD ENOUGH SO IF I WERE YOU ID STOP BECUASE YOU ARENT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE MANAGER BUT I AM HELLO HELLO MR CROAKEE BUY ME WILLY SAHA AND ILL TAKE ARSENAL TO THE TOP
by danawent on Feb 1, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
oh goodness
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
Old man also gave up on Gibson, and look at the player he’s become? I told Wenger to sign Gibson 3 years ago, who listened? No one, because you all think you know your stuff. Stick to watching the game, know-how. You don’t know me or my credentials, stop wasting everyone’s time.
Adnan, meet danago...
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ONE GOBSON DEFELCTED GOAL DOESNT MAKE A PLAYUR
PERSONALLY I THINK WE SHOULD GO AFTER KARL HENRY HE CAN BE AS GOOD AS THERRY HENRY AND BE A WINNAH NOT A LOSUR BUT ALSO WE SHOULD GO AFTER RAVELL MORISON THE KID IS WORLD CLASS AND I CANT BELIEF THAT MR ALLDICE GOT HIM AND MR WANGER DIDNT I WOULDNT DO IT IF I WERE MANAGER
HELLO HELLO MR WANGER
WHY DID YOU START MR WOLCUT HES SHIT YOU SHOULDVE STARTED MISS ICE FIELD RINK BECUASE SHE’D BE BETTER THEN WOLCUT MAKE ME MANAGER NOW HELLO HELLO MR CROAKEE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HELLO HELLO MR GAZEEDUS WHY DIDNT YOU BY MOAR PLAYURS ID BUY PLAYURS YOU BELLENDS
by danawent on Feb 1, 2012 3:52 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
1 Walcott is bad enough, OX is pretty much Walcott v2. Why Wenger hasn’t signed some players is beyond me.
by adfr on Feb 1, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
AGAIN I DISAGREE WITH YOU
YOU REALLY ARE STARTING TO BECOME A BELLEND DO YOU EVEN HAVE ANY MANAGERIAL EXPERIENCE IVE MANAGED ALL OVER THE WORLD AND HAVE WON 3 DOBLUES MY REPUTATION IS THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE I THINK YOURS ISNT BECUASE YOU DONT HAVE ANY REP WITH ME SO YEAH OX IS A BEAST (OR AN OX LOL!) AND WOLCUTT IS SHIT BUT NOT AS SHIT AS OTHERS SO YEAH HELLO HELLO MAKE ME MANAGER AND MAKE MR AFRD SOME GUY ON THE DOLE BANANA
by danawent on Feb 1, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
We can't offer you Wenger's job
But feel absolutely free to take a job in the medical staff, I’m sure your doctorate degree will come extremely handy there
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Some asshat is trying to explain why that wasn't a dive
@#$! off
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
the media and entire FA hates Arsenal
I’ve come to accept that
by Nathaniel Perlow on Feb 1, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
Everyone hates Arsenal
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
*most Arsenal fans hate the ownership and frugal spending
by Nathaniel Perlow on Feb 1, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, but most Arsenal fans also think the transfer market works like a supermarket
and that you can just use the Force to trick managers into selling players for cut-rates.
WRITTEN IN THE STAAAAARS, A MILLION MILES AWAAAAAAY
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Arsene: I have this coupon for 70% off Gotze
BVB: I’m sorry we don’t carry that, we have this nice Eisfeld model though. ony 600K
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
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WRITTEN IN THE STAAAAARS, A MILLION MILES AWAAAAAAY
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I'm 90% convinced that's how he did August 31
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
stock up for a year
don’t need to go back
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
So it's like a trip to Costco or Sam's
We don’t gradually pursue players, we just buy in bulk last minute, lol
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70 bottles of mustard, 55 bars of soap, 1500 boxes of cereal (special ordered), etc.
Captain, there are doubt''s...
55 gallon drum of Franks Red Hot
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no even arsenal fans ATM
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
well, the away fans, at least
WRITTEN IN THE STAAAAARS, A MILLION MILES AWAAAAAAY
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
danawent and danago
good God.
Arteta, it's all about the right pass it goes left to the left foot of VAN PERSIE
Proud member of Fusillade and The Short Fuse
It's gettin spicy up in here!
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If Walcott were a horse, he would have been trotted out behind the barn and shot by now.
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by Ben Schneider on Feb 1, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
I litterally haven't seen him except for that awful miss
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
I’m out of here, drinking right now. Don’t have time for another lackluster performance from Wenger, I want some answers tomorrow. Why not sign Gibson, Wenger? The crisis you kids talk about, is the same crisis I predicted at the start of the season, remember? Want another prediction? At this rate Arsenal will finish 10th, that’s a fact.
yeah, Wenger's not playing very well
sloppy passing and his tackles have been poor
WRITTEN IN THE STAAAAARS, A MILLION MILES AWAAAAAAY
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by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
In the words of Red Foreman...
Your a dumbass
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A little early for that no?
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think it travels to away matches
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
Well it doesn't come to life either, but that doesn't seem to be a problem so let's go for it.
Captain, there are doubt''s...
ugh, lost the feed
keep me updated folks
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
I left at halftime
Read through this thread, expected Arsenal to be 2-0 down…
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
ESPN gamecast just said that Vermaelen got caught offside
What kind of offense are we running out there?
He is a fullback
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
nope
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
the danawent offense
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how did RvP not score there
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Chambo sooooooooooooooooooo close
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
*Wednesday
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
yes
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
WHY ARE YOU TAKING OFF THE OX
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by Ben Schneider on Feb 1, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
C'mon Henry!
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it was too close
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
twas
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
Looks more like a nose than -
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry my nose offends
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
It's rather bulbous.
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by Ben Schneider on Feb 1, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
Most noses I know are :cP
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
Davies sighting
I suggest we distract him with a Card Board Cut out
TRAID
WRITTEN IN THE STAAAAARS, A MILLION MILES AWAAAAAAY
I write about the Arsenal for The Short Fuse.
by Thomas Wachtel on Feb 1, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
WE INCLUDED RETURN POSTAGE, GET ON THAT IN A WAY
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by Ben Schneider on Feb 1, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
Made a good run too
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
Don't get yourself banned again
Henry has been involved and for the good
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
Mertesacker playing longballs through the middle of the pitch? They need to try to hold on to the ball for a bit…
by LouisMurphy'sLaw on Feb 1, 2012 4:35 PM EST reply actions
Yes
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
ugh…almost a Bergkamp-like chip there
by LouisMurphy'sLaw on Feb 1, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
not surprisingly
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure if this is change I can believe in.
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by Ben Schneider on Feb 1, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
Rosicky was good last I saw him
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
Anyone for Theo plz
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
sure
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Well, let's look on the brightside...
With a point, seventh is looking pretty much like a lock.
So, apparently I can now be followed.. but no stalking. @alsonamedphil
Hey look, if Arsenal don't win it appears Newcastle will be above them in the table.
/vomits
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I'll settle for any goal it doesn't have to be flippin
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
fine any goal will do
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
nice tackle by Henry to create that little chance
by LouisMurphy'sLaw on Feb 1, 2012 4:41 PM EST reply actions
That's yellow
bull
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
RVP didn’t help him out…make a run ffs
by LouisMurphy'sLaw on Feb 1, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
song has been poor today
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
No kidding what is up with him?
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
looking over his shoulder at the new blood
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
We should've never sent Frimpong away
now the poor guy’s got a broken face
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
SZCZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
first look I thought no
replay I thought yes
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah I know even more
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
not going to
with all this time wasting
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
good thing Wenger held on to that last sub
by LouisMurphy'sLaw on Feb 1, 2012 4:49 PM EST reply actions
good thing he took off the brightest player
and left the two worst performers on the pitch
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
NO he's not hurt is he?
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
kicked in the face
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
not a good day
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
Look at it this way
We took 1 point more then Man U and Liverpool did against Bolton
small victories
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
THat's better than making the top four surely
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
United crushed Bolton
Arteta, it's all about the right pass it goes left to the left foot of VAN PERSIE
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Didn't they lose to them one time?
or was it blackburn? I Remember Fergie removed Rooney from the team and they lost….
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
Get them confused
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
WANGA OUT!!! AMERICANTS OUTTTT!!!!
…just kidding
by LouisMurphy'sLaw on Feb 1, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions
Not sure how there weren't any goals in this game
we played like crap yet we’re still 5 points from 4th
by Nathaniel Perlow on Feb 1, 2012 4:52 PM EST reply actions
THAT'S A LOT!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
Not really, That's just beating Chelsea again and getting them to draw someone else
Might I add that we play them at home this time
We're not doing good
I take no solace in that.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions
Right, it more the fact that that we've taken 1 league point from our last 4 matches that is worrisome.
Captain, there are doubt''s...
Well, they drew yesterday, and we just passed up one chance to make up points
how many more times should we do this?
We've done it several times already
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
This is helping
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
So much for the nice FA Cup win sparking the team.
That’s pretty much the best offensive side that we’ve got minus the lack of a really dedicated left back.
Zero goals…
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goddammit!!!
by LouisMurphy'sLaw on Feb 1, 2012 5:03 PM EST reply actions
THat'll help us get to the top 4!!!!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
RIIIGHT
SELL EVERYONE TO RUSSIA!!!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
What’s the point of selling anyone?
The money doesn’t go anywhere. Might as well just keep them. This is fucking ridiculous. What’s your answer now, Wenger? We have all our players except Wilshere and Gervinho, two notable losses, but there is no fucking way we should be losing point to Swansea and Bolton. This team is not good enough, and Wenger is too stubborn to do anything about it.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
We lost 2 of our 3 best players this offseason and didn’t do shit to replace them. Where the hell is the money going?
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"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 1, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
We made bids for good players they didn't come off
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
Because we didn’t offer enough money.
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"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 1, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
I was watching on my computer during class on a choppy feed, so I missed parts of the game.
But Arteta looked like shit to me today. Everytime he got the ball he would run diagonal across the pitch, spin around, run the exact opposite direction, and then dump the ball off to Song or a defender. It accomplished nothing.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
I think Song was the worse culprit today
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe today
But he’s been our most creative midfielder for most of the year.
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"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 1, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
Song has been?
Are you sure?
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
Wow I didn't realize
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
THat's what I thought
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
They both spend more time in the attacking third of the pitch than Song though. They have more opportunities for key passes.
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"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 1, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
Something snapped for me today.
The abysmal performances these guys are showing week after week have finally overcome my emotional attachments. Theo can get the fuck off the team and Ramsey can find a spot on the bench. I won’t have any hard feelings towards van Persie when he abandons ship this summer.
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"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
Can I ask your thoughts on Wenger taking off Chambo
My mate who is an Arsenal fan said he was the best player on this pitch, and Walcott had missed two one on ones? That is twice he has taken off Chambo when you have needed a goal.
United fan here btw
THe change was odd for sure
I didn’t agree with it.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think he should've A) brought on the Ox or b) brought on Henry
Arteta, it's all about the right pass it goes left to the left foot of VAN PERSIE
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He seems to think Ox isn’t ready to play a full 90 yet, and so he will take him off no matter how well he is playing. I don’t know if that’s true. He doesn’t seem to be tiring more than anyone else, but he’s still young.
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"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 1, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
doesn't want him to end up like Jack next season?
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
I'm so glad he's taking that precaution in January
And that he didn’t fucking take it with jack
Arteta, it's all about the right pass it goes left to the left foot of VAN PERSIE
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No doubt that you have a major talent in Chambo though
He could be superb in two-three years and beyond. Brilliant player
by Sweet science on Feb 1, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
Most definitely. He has confidence and creativity that not many people on this team do.
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"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 1, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
He is so direct when he gets the ball too
And his dribbiling is skilled too. Can actually beat a man, instead of Walcott who needs space to knock it into.
He’s fast and as strong as an ox (Excuse the pun)
by Sweet science on Feb 1, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
That pun is welcome
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
Are ox that fast?
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"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 1, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
Oxen are actually really slow
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
Funny but accurate Commentary
On the game linked here…
goo.gl/MW55M
Chris Foy gave his usual perplexing performance but he can’t be blamed for a very poor Arsenal showing!
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