Stoke fan make zee noise that go boo at Ramsey and Wenger and you make crazy comment like Arsene touch little kids like Penn State coach. That ees zee biggest nonsense! I hear news from my sexy Russian assistant woman that Tony Pulis defend captain, Arnie Grape, by saying he not listen to zee booing of Wenger because he has sad face for his captain who get boo noise by Arsenal supporter. While he make blah blah blah noise from snagglemouth, someone need to tap Mr. Pulis on zee shoulder because he left Arnie in bathtub overnight. Arnie ees now breaking army man legs with fingers and then telling imaginary friends army man legs ran into his fingers and it ees not zee fault of him and to stop looking at him funny.

This behavior ees not zee normal. This sound like zee behavior dog have when eat lots of depression medication on accident. So I send top Russian water specialist to Stoke on Monday to see if zee water ees soaked with mental disability virus and he say water ees clean. I feel that something must be zee done, show zee Stoke simpletons that to cross Zee Fantastic ees unwise. I cannot handle myself since it look bad for Zee Fantastic, Great Ruler of Arsenal, to take matter into hands of mine right now since Stoke ees somehow not in highway to zee regulation zone. I call top henchman now. Top henchman will take matter and make sure this no happen again.

Haha, I just catch self, did I say top henchman? I have silly face and runny egg on it, I made unintentional funny. I meant to say…top henchwoman. She ees best in all of zee world and can make zee strongest of male poop pants. She’ll be in zee touch with you all shortly.