Players come, players go. I get this. We all get this. But I know there are people around that like transfer speculation and all that, so in an effort to not let the rapidly-unfolding van Persie saga (it wasn't a saga on Tuesday, dammit!) not take over every thread on the site, I'm setting up a container for it here. I'll start the thread with this story from the Guardian about how van Persie will now not sign a new deal until he hears from other prettier girls in school teams, and add to it this one about Arsenal's subsequent ban on van Persie talking to the media.

So, if you want to talk about van Persie, here's a great spot to do it. Will he stay? Will he go?