France vs. England
Euro 2012 Group D Match 1
Monday, June 11, 12 PM EDT Kickoff
TV: ESPN, ESPN3.com, ESPN Deportes

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This is a link to the match's story stream; read it, or be flogged.

England and France play today in the first of two group D matches.

Young Arsenal midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is getting the start, everyone. Please proceed to the nearest mustering point, please don all protective gear, find a buddy, and take shelter. Try to speak despite the klaxons as best you can.

Laurent Koscielny is a substitute today.

France (4-3-3): Lloris; Evra, Mexes, Rami, Debuchy; Malouda, Diarra, Cabye; Ribery, Benzema, Na$ri.

England (4-4-2): Hart; Johnson, Lescott, Terry, Cole; Milner, Parker, Gerrard, Chamberlain; Young, Welbeck.

Enjoy the match, everyone. Remember: do not link to illegal streams, or you will be flogged. Do not post pictures with a height of more than 300, or you will be flogged. Do not be mean to each other, or everyone will be flogged. And always use a subject line, or you will be flogged.