"You will come to appreciate the moose in time"
What have those krazy kats at UEFA done now? [Ed. note: this is satire.]
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What has UEFA done now?
Allowed legal use of "castling", i.e. moving one's goal to corner of pitch after tying left back to penalty spot (14 votes)
Rigidly enforced "men must wear dinner jacket" policy for matches kicking off after 7 PM local time (12 votes)
Re-written Champions League anthem entirely in Albanian (9 votes)
Retroactively fined own president, Michel Platini, for the time he failed to replace a divot while playing for St.-Étienne golf club in 1979 (5 votes)
Sold all US television rights to Nickelodeon (20 votes)
Tore up Association Football code of laws and retreated to earlier, village-horde style of football (11 votes)
Got bored, turned off Xbox 360, thus ending football....FOREVER (7 votes)
78 total votes
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