I'm bored silly this morning. And I'm in my creative mood, so I don't want it to go to waste. Below the jump are some Arsenal-related Haikus; provide yours in the comments. Happy Friday, you beautiful bastards.

Jack Wilshere is good

Missed him last season and he's

Like a new signing

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That kid who gave coin

To Brandon Jacobs, needs to

Now send to Robin

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Best season ever

Solution...fire Harry

That's how the Cocks roll

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Who do you speak of?

A guy from LOSC?

You sure he's alive?

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Michel Platini

Hates Arsene more than he hates

Blatant racism