Few football players are worthy of being compared to Jeff Mangum, but Matthew Le Tissier is in every way deserving of Neutral Milk Hotel-style accolades.

Robin van Persie, 2011 Extraordinaire

Did George Graham's Arsenal Get A Bad Rap?

A skillful midfielder who originated out of Barcelona's academy, originally as a defensive midfielder in the mould of his hero, Pep Guardiola. A player who saw his chances blocked by Xavi and...

I figured that since the Interlull continues, and we're all bored out of our damn skulls waiting for the Arsenal to come back, I'd try to start a new trendy feature here at The Short Fuse. I got...