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Just randomly came up with this but don't want to troll on city blog... so thought I post it here just for fun...
Mancini: Carlos, there's some left over curry on the table. Just need to warm up.
Tevez: Why? I said just freeze it, not put ice cubes in it. Who did this? Mario, it's you, isn't it?
Balotelli: Why always me?
Mancini: Well. He's Mario. He's crazy.
Balotelli: It wasn't any good, anyway. Look, I'll buy you some fresh curry how about that?