Three things:
1) Where exactly in the UK is 20 miles from a service station? Is he driving around in Northern Scotland?
2) Football players are weird.
3) Bring back Blackbird Pie, Twitter. There was no reason to get rid of it.
It was almost inevitable. Jack the Lad signs a long-term (exactly how long is undisclosed as of right now) deal with the club he's been at for half his life.
Jack Wilshere was arrested along with 3 other men for being involved in a violent incident that left a woman with a broken arm and a man with facial injuries. First reports are saying Wilshere was playing the role of a peacemaker and is going to be considered a witness.
"I feel very fortunate and privileged that Arsène has allowed us to have him and we would like to have him again. It is up to Arsenal but it's fair to say I'll be doing everything I can to ask the question."